Singing the blues

I've just encountered the worst busker I've ever heard, outside Woolworths in Glasgow's Argyle Street. If I were the manager, I'd give her money to go and sing outside Argos.

That reminds me of a

That reminds me of a Scotsman I knew who, after making a twat of himself at his local (in Glasgow), was not ejected (he was too valuable a customer - when he wasn't rat-arsed) but was given 10 pounds by the publican to make a nuisance of himself at the drinking hole across the road...

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